batt199's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Alight]

Mommy,

(little child) Mommy, was this how babies, are made?
(mother) well um, no, i mean, what?, i don't, your not old enough to know to real way, so yes
(little child) whats the real way
(mother) i didn't say nothing about a real way O.o

[CSI: Minecraft]

creeper mine?

funny how the hole to the mine is shaped like a creepers mouth, lawl

[Walk in the Woods]

its the crappiest!

its the crappiest movie i ever seen... literally

[Castle Repercussions - D2]

awesome!

its a awesome series! and an answer to the "wheres etrius?" if you watch castle 3 prt b... the general killed etrius because he wouldnt hand something over and he killed a soldier...

[Castle Repercussions - D1]

its easy to know what it wants...

wants us....
"i need you, and you need me. it does not get more simple then that. take me to your world human."

[On The Moon (episode 15)]

prawn boy!

(prawn) eh-hehehehehehe! (tk) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? (prawn) eating sugar! (tk) no your not your rolling around in it! (prawn) no you are!(tk) no im not im over here! wondering why theres a black hole in my fridge! (im gonna skip some lines) (tk) im gonna call the council on you! (prawn) not the council?... i work for them you know(tk) im going to kill you! (pulls out knife and it gets sucked into black hole). please scout my account!

[On The Moon (episode 2)]

I love the series!

i love all the on the moon things. scout my account and check out my awesome art!

[Runescape Commercial]

backstabbing ftw!

me and my 1 friend recently became non mems... so were bored... all we do is wc (were near lev 85 wc) and then he comes up with this idea... he tells me his plan (not gonna tell u yet) we ask a level 46 to team pwn in a bounty world.... we go to the deep wilderness.... i put my rune scimitar on (only thing i have cuz im a non mem.... if i was a mem he would of ben gone in 4 secs by my d dagger) and drink some potions.... and we both pwn the noob... he freind messaged us and said "can i have my stuff back and can we team pk again without you killing me?" we say yes... and he attacks us.... we kill him again tho... we had fun pwning him over and over.

[The Hampsta Rap]

what the...

whats he saying? just sounds like gibberish... cant tell what hes saying. and bad drawings...

[Breakdancin' Hampster!]

crap can dance better!

all he does is move... hows he speaking? with his mother f***ing brain? elephant crap dances better.... hamster looks like 3 year old drew.... audio coming out of trash...